Help the little creatures, it's hard enough for them not havingopposable thumbs!

Hullo, numerous people who made the poor life decision of reading this blog!
Seeing as I have sooooo many regular readers of my blogging antics, I propose to you that you go to this page and proceed to give it all your money and shizzle dizzle!
Here's the link - http://gyazo.com/d11696c4bfa611130631b5060c1a1904 - go give your money and stoof to help some very endangered orangutangs - if not for me, do it for them, and their cute ginger little babies - daww baby Orangutangs, coochycoochycoo - what? sorry I was just imagining baby Orangutangs... then imagining insulting their intelligence with long streams of untelligent spewing.... just forget it happened, ok? Here, have £5 to *cough* forget about it.
Right, so this is a really, really good cause, and please gift any money you can manage in these difficult times. And I leave you with ten minutes of creativity from myself.
peace.

The peanut mega corps are coming...

Hello Ladies and Gents, boys and girls -

Today I'm here to talk to you about whatever random shizzle dizzle gets caught waiting for the next bus out of my brain, and has had to spend a few hours weathering the cold, damp and multicoloured storms that have a penchant for candifloss that call my mind home(The strange thing is - I don't even particularly like candyfloss....).First on the agenda, is peanuts - yes, peanuts - I have a theory regarding the so called nuts of the pea which, I'll have you know, aren't actually nuts at all - they are actually Legumes, a small breed of creature that look like Goombas (From the the popular game that rhymes with bario), except they're short, fat and have an eating disorder.).

Legumes, eating disorders and all...

They are actually, genetically modified to taste irresistibly good with every form of alcohol, except for the people with a "peanut allergy" as they are actually people who are resistant to the genetically modified Peanut's taste,and are gradually being wiped out by the peanut super-corps of death!

I also have a theory that if you fed a cow a peanut, and managed to stop it from deficating for over a week a whole peanut plant would pop out! However I haven't currently built up the courage to attempt such a feat, as to be honest with you, that is disgusting.

On the subject of absolutely disgusting news headlines, whilst I was prowling the darkest recesses of the internet (Where people like Justin Bieber go to feel at home) I found this news headline from Franklin county regarding a former deputy. Joseph M. Cantwell, 38, pleaded guilty to health-code violations for giving Joseph Copeland a bologna sandwich that had been rubbed against another prisoner's penis. Fortunately, the deputy who gave an inmate a sandwich with a bit of extra meat in it has been fired!

Right to wrap things up, during the time you took to read this blog post a cake fell out of the sky killing 3 hawaiians and a pig, 2 blind men found out why not to walk across a golf course and a young boy called Billy got hit by a bus - 30 people died in the accident, but Billy was unharmed.

until next time,

peace.