Monday 25 June 2012

A GIANT leap for cakes and assorted beverages - nah just messing, we're far less productive than that.

Hey there dudes and dudettes, boys and girls(and those people who are questionable as to which.)!
I. I have dream. A dream where blogs do not need to be over 30 lines. A dream where a humorous capsule of text and images can be read and enjoyed at the kitchen table (much like a youtube V-Log), without becoming tedious and feeling like work began half an hour early. I have a dream that one day, blogs can rub shoulder to shoulder with youtube videos, and if you stood between them, the blog would have the more expensive deodorant. Now today, children of the ether who still understand that these spherical protrusions on your face can be used to help achive intelligent and humorous thought of their own doing (to a certain extent) without the need to have it inserted through the medium of the pupil, through a funny fat man or an attractive woman (aka YouTube)! Today, this dream has come one step closer to fruition, one step closer to being reality - I have decided to begin kwik-blogs! These will contain all the necessary humour and mild swearing that is usually encompassed in my (some would say amazing - but then again, some would also say that they saw Elvis in their garden going through the bins.) usual blogging antics - however in a far quicker and easier format, that will be easier to read! Today, my MOB (minions of the blog), we make a small fullstop for a blog, but a giant profanity for the blog kind - FUGGICK.
There, that's it out with.


(Amalgamations - get in!)

Friday 15 June 2012

Help the little creatures, it's hard enough for them not havingopposable thumbs!

Hullo, numerous people who made the poor life decision of reading this blog!
Seeing as I have sooooo many regular readers of my blogging antics, I propose to you that you go to this page and proceed to give it all your money and shizzle dizzle!
Here's the link - http://gyazo.com/d11696c4bfa611130631b5060c1a1904 - go give your money and stoof to help some very endangered orangutangs - if not for me, do it for them, and their cute ginger little babies - daww baby Orangutangs, coochycoochycoo - what? sorry I was just imagining baby Orangutangs... then imagining insulting their intelligence with long streams of untelligent spewing.... just forget it happened, ok? Here, have £5 to *cough* forget about it.
Right, so this is a really, really good cause, and please gift any money you can manage in these difficult times. And I leave you with ten minutes of creativity from myself.
peace.